4 Radical Muslims hanging out.
1st muslim-"Death to USA"
2nd muslim-"We want Danish blood"
3rd muslim-"7/7 is on it's way"
4th muslim-"Behead all non-believers"
Enter 5th Muslim- "Hey, hey guys, shut up for a second...turn on CNN...look...they are protesting against us"
1st muslim- "No...this can't be"
2nd muslim- "Why...what does this mean?"
3rd muslim- "I think it means they don't like us"
Silence
4th muslim- "Well, that's not very nice of them"
All agree.
5th muslim- "So.......um.........you guys think we should stop now?"
Silence.
1st muslim- "Well, let's think about this rationally. We, as in us here...are willing to blow ourselves up....for the highly unlikely possibility of 17 virgins in ANOTHER DIMENSION and in the name of Muhammad (Peace be upon him)....and they.....they are willing to go as far as protesting..........hmmn"
2nd muslim- "yeah, that's a tough one. I mean, those guys are CRAZY"
3rd muslim- "yeah. I mean, I was willing to strap bombs to my waist, scream Allahu Akbar and run into a crowd and blow myself up to prove a point. And I thought I was devoted but after hearing about this protest....I don't know....I mean....they made a whole Youtube video and everything".
4th muslim- "yeah, this whole thing is creeping me out dudes"
5th muslim- "hey, come on guys....don't get so down. hey, what do you guys say we put all this madness aside and go to Macdonalds huh? Come on....my treat"
All rise, exiting out of room. Conversation as they are leaving fades:
1st muslim- "yeah, screw those guys"
2nd muslim-"bunch of crazy Americans"
3rd muslim-"They're going to get their azz beat during that protest you know, I swear to Allah, someone will get hurt. You watch...they get pretty rowdy...did you see their celebration after the Lakers game last year?"
4th muslim-"yeah, something like 2 people were injured and the swat team was called in to break it up and everything"
5th muslim- "Shotgun, called it"
1st muslim- "damnit"
5th muslim- "ha-ha".
Yes, I was bored
But you get the jist.
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