Sitters Vs. Standers – The Great Wipe Hope

[ASHES]

WTF is gooch?
The only good thing about sitting on a toilet is that you get to inspect your dick real nice. I mean, it's the only time i can grab my dicck in my hands, rotate it clockwise and counterclowise, watch it grow a bit then realize oh shiit, am in a public washroom, can't be getting a hard on in here.

[shurgold]

the gooch is the patch of skin between your stingring and your purple headed yogurt slinging package...

[AdRath]

Also known as the Taint.

[HyRyze]

The real question is:

whether you wipe from the gooch to the bum
OR
from the bum to the gooch

Me personally, I'm a bum-to-the-gooch type of guy.

wtf? so you don't reach around... but under? from the front? and wipe towards the balls? dude... wtf... that's how chicks do it.

[NewfieBoy]

Im offically disturbed.

[kellen]

anyone heard of the toilet that washes your O for you.....I used one in my japanese friend's house, feels good....

lol

[inreb]

Plain old wiping in any position is so yesturday. Upon entering the facilities I head straight to the paper towels, grab a few sheets, fashion a pad and liberaly soak with warm water and soap. Wring out excess water and proceed to the stall. I use that for a final lap after removeing the big lumps with the standard issue ***** tickets.
Of course I'm always packing Wet Naps for those times I can't access paper towels. My bum is so clean you could eat off of it.

[Baggsy]

wtf? so you don't reach around... but under? from the front? and wipe towards the balls? dude... wtf... that's how chicks do it.

Fail. Chicks would get infections doing it that way. Guys can girls can't.

[daught]

I move my right bum cheek to the left part of the toilet. That way I get the best of both worlds. No clearance issues and my bum is spread apart.

[Declan Gunn]

sitter at home, stander in public.... i only trust the toilet i own.