Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

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Originally Posted by rich6969

That's just wrong in so many ways, but the so are blow up dolls.....

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I agree, Fleshlights are so much more convenient.

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Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm

I agree, Fleshlights are so much more convenient.

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.... but so hard to clean.

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Originally Posted by infernobuster

.... but so hard to clean.

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especially using only your mouth.

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Originally Posted by infernobuster

.... but so hard to clean.

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...wait...you're supposed to clean them??

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Originally Posted by Freestyle72

especially using only your mouth.

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That's what straws are for...

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Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm

...wait...you're supposed to clean them??

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nothing that a Shop Vac can't fix....

Normally i just save it all up for a bukkake party ..

I wonder if banging the corpse includes anal?

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Originally Posted by killerkeith

I wonder if banging the corpse includes anal?

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Regardless, she wont complain of having a headache.

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Originally Posted by infernobuster

Regardless, she wont complain of having a headache.

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Always looking on the bright side of things - I admire that.

But, there is a downside...


...you'd have to spend a small fortune on KY...

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Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm

Always looking on the bright side of things - I admire that.

But, there is a downside...


...you'd have to spend a small fortune on KY...

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LOTS of spit, and thats free.

Well.. this gives a whole new meaning to a dead ******
Let the marriage jokes begin....

HOW THE **** does one even get HARD FOR THIS?

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Originally Posted by rich6969

HOW THE **** does one even get HARD FOR THIS?

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The magic blue pill.

and this is one of those countries where they keep their women all covered up...just goes to show what really goes on inside the heads of these twisted hypocritical bastards.

those people really must like the starfish postion

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Originally Posted by infernobuster

The magic blue pill.

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Not necessary for me... TMI? :cool:

j/k

so its ok to **** your dead wife, but you cant **** your dead mistress ? what the **** ?

and whats with the 6 hr ******** ? what if theres no rigor mortis until 8 hrs ? WHAT THEN ?

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Originally Posted by RetroGrouch

At first I thought this was a news item from The Onion. The fact that they had to create a law regarding this says it happens a lot more than people are willing to admit. Egyptian tourism, necro-capital of the world.

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I think some of the necrophilias want to have it their way.

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Originally Posted by infernobuster

Normally i just save it all up for a bukkake party ..

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So thats what goes down in the fire-hall when things are slow??