The Cure for Human Stupidity
http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/
I beg you, please help everyone over the age of three understand these. I suspect at least 99% of all of humanity's troubles exist as a direct result of a lack of understanding of them.
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So you're saying the plane WON'T take off if it's on a conveyor belt??
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invictus43
So you're saying the plane WON'T take off if it's on a conveyor belt??
A plane will take off if its on a conveyor belt. I can't believe it was a common enough question and enough stupid people couldn't figure it out by thinking about the physics...
But I'm not sure if your post was sarcastic or not... No offense intended!
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viper84737
http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/
I beg you, please help everyone over the age of three understand these. I suspect at least 99% of all of humanity's troubles exist as a direct result of a lack of understanding of them.
I wish that we had their buttons as emoticons.
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rmemedic
A plane will take off if its on a conveyor belt. I can't believe it was a common enough question and enough stupid people couldn't figure it out by thinking about the physics...
But I'm not sure if your post was sarcastic or not... No offense intended!
Come on now! No true Scotsman would believe a plane could fly if it's on a conveyor belt!!
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invictus43
Come on now! No true Scotsman would believe a plane could fly if it's on a conveyor belt!!
A true Scotsman would sell you a device that was capable of making a plane fly on a conveyor belt. At least he would say that it could.
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Rob MacLennan
A true Scotsman would sell you a device that was capable of making a plane fly on a conveyor belt. At least he would say that it could.
ya? well you're ugly.
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OpenGambit
ya? well you're ugly.
But you'll be sober in the morning.
Wait..... that doesn't work.
Yer momma.
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OpenGambit
ya? well you're ugly.
Oh, and how is that good? What if everyone said "you're ugly?" What kind of a world is that?? I want a safe, happy world! Don't we all want that?? We live in a society!!!
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Rob MacLennan
But you'll be sober in the morning.
Awkward....
http://images.free-extras.com/pics/s...iffin-1126.jpg
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AGAVE
Image obviously made by someone who has never duct taped a stupid person to a 4x8 sheet of plywood.
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viper84737
http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/
I beg you, please help everyone over the age of three understand these. I suspect at least 99% of all of humanity's troubles exist as a direct result of a lack of understanding of them.
thanks for this. . .
a valuable public service you have provided here.
some members in this forum would see their post count disappear overnight if they couldn't use logical fallacies, lol.
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Rob MacLennan
Image obviously made by someone who has never duct taped a stupid person to a 4x8 sheet of plywood.
Im gonna have to try that sometime :lmao:
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I use all of these at various times depending on my audience. They work really well on people who have trouble comprehending the actual truth. I'm in sales and sometimes these come in handy :p
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OpenGambit
ya? well you're ugly.
I believe the correct insult is "your ugly", not "you're ugly". I mean all I ever see is "your ugly" so it must be true, right? MY UGLY WHAT, DAMNIT? SPECIFY!
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Rob MacLennan
But you'll be sober in the morning.
Wait..... that doesn't work.
Yer momma.
Does that mean you get to give yourself an infraction?
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RockerGuy
Does that mean you get to give yourself an infraction?
I tried. Can't be done. Besides, I insulted his momma, who presumably isn't a member.
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Rob MacLennan
I tried. Can't be done. Besides, I insulted his momma, who presumably isn't a member.
Point taken